Pretending to choke on Trump’s tiny penis whenever the press sec isn’t doing it. Also pretending to be the Attorney General, but I don’t think she’s doing as good a job at that.

I would argue that, without the punctuation, it’s not technically correct. The references to James and John saying “had had,” at least, should be in quotes. Additionally, unless broken up with a semicolon or a period before the final four “hads,” it’s a run-on sentence.

If you change the “hads” that mean provided/said in the context of the sentence (excluding the quoted ones), you could write it as:

James, while John had [said] “had”, had [said] “had had”; “had had” had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.

And though it doesn’t flow right to me to have James and his action verb split by a phrase about John, I’m not sure that’s incorrect. Phrasing it to fix the flow, for me, would be:

While John had [said] “had”, James had [said] “had had”; “had had” had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.

I tripped on that one and ended up saying “European pianer player union,” which made me laugh until I coughed.

I am not sober. I just had far too much fun saying “europinyinyinyin” out loud over and over again, so thank you for that. :)

I think I have some extended family who probably say it similarly to that, too. Probably the ones from the deep south.

Oh please let it be a Futurama-style firing

I volunteer Mike Johnson as tribute.

Ugh, stupid webpage kept prompting me to pay despite telling me it was a free article shared by subscribers.

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I don’t know if I’d call Trump’s dick a stake. Toothpick?

Could Venezuela’s government have made this up? Possibly. They have motive and they are not the most honest people, to put it mildly.

I absolutely thought you were going to just duplicate this paragraph for the US. I’d laugh, but it would only be to mask my misery.

Fluffy drumsticks!!! 🍗🍗

Yeah…I used to like him but have started really hating him in the last decade. The only reason he looks good right now is because everyone else is just that bad.

I mean…now I have to spend a bunch of time taking off the makeup, so how am I supposed to do anything else? Totally productive! 🥲

He’s planning on getting rid of those anyway, so he can continue to fuck right off.

They’ll defend the pedophiles and billionaires*, as usual.

*Whoops, sorry for what seems like redundancy more and more.

Don’t worry; even if he does, his deal with the devil will ensure he survives. I’m convinced it’s the only reason the hamberders haven’t done their job.

This one seems to be fully cooked (with some burned spots) on top and raw on the underside, so I’m not sure what happened with OP’s recipe.

I think that’s the age I’ll turn next, but I kinda stopped remembering/caring once I hit 30. My advice is to not remember how old you are so that you have to do math to figure it out; that should discourage your friend from being bothered by how old he is. Instead, he can be bothered by the fact that he can never remember his own age. ;P

I am not throwin’ away my pot! 🎵

This would be hilarious if it were a joke. As reality, this is just horrific. Seems about right for the current timeline. :(

Mid-30s woman here, from western US. I call my mom any of the following, depending on mood/context:

• Mom
• Mommy
• Mama
• Ma (definitely can become Maaaaa at times)
• Uma
• Mother (usually in a jokingly stern tone)
• Her name (when she’s being particularly deaf)