Well, now I feel like an idiot. I’ve always assumed that was just an expression!

Corporate be like “mandatory return to office aircraft hangar.”

Yep, it’s a little too accurate for my liking. My cat’s got me wrapped around his tiny little adorable paw and he knows it.

“Yeah but what if someone wants to store their files in Onedrive?”

“Well, Bobby. We ask them politely but firmly to leave.”

Yes but they are a different species. North America has the appropriately named North American beaver whereas they have the Eurasian beaver.

Eurasian beavers were actually nearly hunted to extinction by the onset of the 20th century but fortunately conservation efforts have led to their population numbers rebounding considerably.

“People always say dogs are man’s best friend but I’ve never seen a cat working for the cops.”

The movement known as “Gamergate 2” has been in the news cycle for quite a while now

Has it? I don’t get all my news from right wing chuds on YouTube so I haven’t seen much about it.