Oh gods, he’d be the kid “playing” the arcade machines without putting in any quarters, and believing that he was the one winning on the screen.

So a reporter just needs to ask him if Democrat voters will get it too? Because I bet he’d go off on one about them not deserving it.

It mentions colonoscopies so I guess something is getting jammed up.

Didn’t his appointment come down to a tie break as well? So that one vote might have avoided (some) of the shitshow that came after?

“You put down your rock trebuchet, and I’ll put down my sword, and we kill each other like civilised people?”

Had a quick look on Rotten tomatoes and he was in several flashy popular films and TV series which spanned a lot of genres so “everyone” probably saw him in something. Likely other actors were in more things and more viewed things but in more specific roles or types of film so you don’t get that feeling of saturation.

Or if both parents turn up you get a 2 for 1 trade, and who doesn’t like doubling profits?

Present it in verse, then the singer signer can sing to sign.

Lobotomy anyone???

Like getting a toothpick through an olive in a wok.

Make sure to include the diving board.

It’s treason to say I don’t know what treason means! Treason!

what did i do to deserve this

Didn’t share the good stuff with the hat man.

Hopefully by that point there’ll be a new mugshot to put up. Or have “Incarcerated” in big red letters over it.

Another sacred unbreakable pinky promise?

As Rimmer said after kicking the grim reaper in the balls: Remember, only the good die young.

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Uncles: Close enough to be an obligation invite, distant enough that they aren’t around and doing that stuff all the time. Perfect scapegoat.

They did just open up a big hole that you could launch it through.

I wish I wish his state would flip.

Trump wants a whole country of people who cheer him and whatever he says.