A guy at work said to me:

“Did you know that Native Americans don’t mind being called Indians?”

Oh, you polled thousands of people from all parts of the country?

I wanted to turtle into my shirt.

Who the fuck is this “we”? I ain’t doing shit!

Not enough JESSHICUH fans in here.

Hooray uhp, JESSHICUH!

When you’re insulted by TOM HANKS, then you know you’re a fucking candy ass pansy bitch.

Did you or did you not move your fat ass?

The Conservative party is littered with closeted gays

Cosplay from my favorite video game:

https://egggame.org/

The white people in South Shore tended to dislike Brockton when I lived there. I can’t imagine why.

Probably 5

Oh, dang. From the top turnbuckle!

I would LOVE to see other comedians rip on him.

I was being facetious. I make joke.

That’s what Trump does. He claims others are cheating and doing the thing that he actually does.

No. I’m Spartacus.

So, what? Biden stole the election first. That means he can do it this time. Probably.

EDIT:

facetious:

adjective

    not meant to be taken seriously or literally:

    a facetious remark.
    amusing; humorous.
    lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:

    a facetious person.

NEEMA? It sounds fine. Dems are trying to do something and you bitch about the name.

I HATE this guy. He’s NOT funny. He used to post hours of heckling “clap backs” on reddit and none of them were witty or funny. Post after post of garbage content thinking he is witty.

Fuck this guy and his garbage act.

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)