WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]

When has north Korea not been the voice of reason

rest in piss loser

Dry beans weigh less

First downed by anything other than normal operation and bad design

They keep talking about running fucking Kamala Harris again. Last dipshit poll i saw on reddit had them choosing her or Buttigieg Just fucking kill us already

You know they make lactase pills and it’s like ten cents for all the dairy you can stomach right

here’s an idea but maybe if you can’t tell the difference then it doesn’t fucking matter

it’d be nice if the chinese scammers would just label it vegan honey though so i can start putting it into shit at work

are you a fucking moron

this is why i don’t diet and I just instead smoke so much weed my brain breaks and I force myself to exercise way too much through the endocannabinoid haze

the only discipline necessary is the discipline to get riggety ripped

this is also why i don’t worry about being a functioning adult, nobody is a functioning adult, everybody is just fakin it

Some story posted on hexbear about a woman who was antagonized by a misogynist all night who doused him in gasoline and then he was like GO ON, DO IT and then she did it and i laughed so. hard

literally the first episode of the citations needed podcast details how Bill Gates uses his “charitable” foundation to support the privatization of education via charter schools

they have another two parter episode later on about how his “charitable” foundation uses “partnerships” with media organizations to launder its own reputation even as it spends to influence government policy across the entirety of Africa

according to the Rules Based International Order ™ yes

You’re making false equivalences to give a moral shield to genocide so no actually i should be more rude to you

fuck off, a pilot can get another job

Are you actually this stupid or are you trying to win a world’s most obtuse fuckinv knob competition

I can’t wait until i never have to see another comment from your shithole liberal instance

chinese century startin’ April 24th 2025, see you at the centennial

It is antisemitic to denounce Israels right to exist.

It’s not “antisemitic” to say a country that only exists because Zionists in the British government convinced others to partition the ottoman empire and specifically create that country “as a national home for the Jewish people” (weird, sounds ethno statey, but don’t worry, they totally promised not to infringe on the rights of the natives) has no right to exist

Like you are an absolute fucking pig shit for brain moron if you think it’s “antisemitic”

Iirc it’s literally even against the fucking Jewish religion for them to return to Israel before their whatever messianic figure appears. Israel itself is antisemitic! (To say nothing of the fact that Palestinians are a semitic people, but i guess Israeli fascists pushing them into the sea is fine)

hey how does it feel being fascist and apparently unaware

“How could the holocaust happen” it’s lanyard wearing nerds like you going um akshually, this is legal

Um akshually sir the fuhrer made it legal so get in the pit. this is good.