China.
Source: crack pipe. Also his wife

Well, we’re going to have to make friends with Iran to make our membership in the Axis of Evil official.

Only the purest may mount me.

Eat the seeds. Your tolerance is going to spite your enemies.

Turn puring into code. Silently judging your compilation errors.

Time to deploy the decoy keyboard

The bear trap.

But the peepee tapes??

The investigations into January 6th and the classified documents were slow-walked beyond belief. Trump didn’t even announce reelection until after the FBI raid. That was in August 2022! 20 months after January 6th.

If you or I did any of this we would have been in a government black site, not free to run for reelection.

Trump won’t have the same hesitation when he starts his revenge tour.

The Senate majority leader sets the legislative agenda, and often what gets passed.

He was against impeachment and banning Trump from future office, because he was out of office and it was up to the justice department.

Well Mitch, the hen has come back to roost.

Wegmans, Kroger, Giant, Tops, Meijer, Whole Foods all part of the Amazon Family.

Under the sea!

Under the sea!!!

Life will be betta!

Down where it’s wetta!

Take it from me!!!

Subscribe to weather alerts for $5/mo!

And the fruit and vegetable prices when they’re forced to pay minimum wage to pick it - or worse - pay that is attractive enough to get people willing to pick it in the summer sun and heat. $30/hr? Welcome to a half pint of raspberries costing $25.

And the rightwards pivot chasing the “regretful Trump voter” and that stellar Cheney endorsement.

Republicans voted GOP just like they always did. People who wanted anything resembling change stayed home. Unfortunately they’re going to get that change…

I voted Harris, but the Democrats need to abandon neo liberalism and embrace economic populism. People need affordable housing, healthcare, affordable healthy food, and a plan for the climate that doesn’t involve mass extinction.

That being said, these people won’t live long enough to see the worst of it. I hope that I don’t. I don’t have children, but I imagine that if you’re under 35 right now, you’re going to live long enough to see the water wars.

When I had cats, they would sometimes climb into my pants/boxers between my legs on the ground like some kind of cat hammock. Thankfully I wash my ass.

This, but for my dogs.

In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.

Pretty sure the dog is walking the owner at this point.

With the yodeling guy going up the ramp just before!