A sudden implosion is the best-case scenario, given how else it could have gone.

Or that he liked Nickelback?

I’ll see past many things, but Nickelback?

Not even once.

Considering I deal with people who blast their music from their phone speakers without headphones, I do not want to know what over-bassed track they’re listening to.

Soon the only available free option will be 32kbps, 16kHz, mono, and it’s just a sound byte shaming you for not paying them.

…my bones hurt, now.

Standard business practice.

• Get it out there, tout it as the new biggest thing. Most people won’t know it’s not busted.
• Improve said item once the company behind it actually figures out what they’re doing.
• Say it’s better, when it’s basically the original thing you promised.
• ???
• Profit.

As you can see, Twitter is now firmly in Act II: ‘Finding Out’

Just an ‘Oh crap investors can see r/sinkpissers shutitdownshutitdown’

I think the best option is the Power Delete Suite if you’re wanting to nuke the account and all posts without touching reddit.

When toxic idiots on Twitter drive everyone off, they’ll be the only ones left.

Then they’ll turn on each other, harassing bots and trolls who’ll scream that nothing’s being done because they are being dragged.

Then when only the most toxic are left, and they have no one else to intimidate, harass, or make miserable; they’ll leave.

Well, there’s two down.

About to get real spicy.

EDIT: Here’s the link to the official post via teddit if you dont wanna give Reddit more traffic.