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  • Stalin got his start in the bolshevik party as a fundraiser. He robbed banks. Not with a stick up, not with safe cracking. He would roll up with a team, throw some grenades into the building, run in as the dust settled, grab the cash, then throw grenades around dthr Street the cover the getaway.

    Stalin was a crazy dumbass willing to kill dozens of innocents for money.

    Hitler was an Incel. His college roommate told the world about how he obsessed over a young woman for months, said they were fated to be together, but never got the courage to speak to her.

    He carried a horsehip everywhere and hit people that passed him off.

    He made people call him “Herr wulf” (Mr wolf) as a badass nickname. This is why his bunker in Berlin was called the wolf’s lair.

    They were absolutely fucking stupid.

    Source: early episodes of Behind the Bastards podcast.