Bending over before they even ask. How brave of you.

Oh man! My girlfriend and I are the like the perfect yin and yang. I’m adhd and feel exactly what this conveys. BUT, my girlfriend is witty and nerdy, so everytime the egg roll scenario happens, she goes, “my notes say you did/didn’t like that last time”. And it’s eyewatering just thinking about it.

I think that every criminal with an ‘R’ on his chest thinks that they will be pardoned for any and everything.

Booooooooo