Skellymax

I used to be able to buy these decent off-brand Oreos at Fred Meyers at an amazing price/quantity. They weren’t quiiiite as good as the name brand, but they were still quite worth it. Around a year and a half ago they replaced them with an alternative off-brand that was far worse. T.T

Would you like a recipt for your mugging? Also, before we go I’d like to offer our discount subscription service. For only four muggings each year, the bumps and bruises will only be cosmetic, and we’ll even call the ambulance for you! By the way, how would you rate your mugging experience this time? That was a pretty nasty thump, but do you have a moment to fill out a quick survey?