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they tried, but the last pope shot caused him to get a bulletproof car instead


He is quite open about the fact that he didn’t invent the term
Edit: just looked it up in my copy of the book, and there he says he coined it. But I’m pretty sure he posted somwhere that it’s possible that he grabbed it up somewhere. otoh, multiple people coming up with a word happens all the time
Cat’s impossible geometry. Being obtuse and a cute at the same time
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please don’t expose any big balls anywhere, thanks
put something perishable back into a normal shelf


damn teachers, teaching kids about physics


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OP stated it was still a could days away


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People with a boner about how powerful it is
This is basically marketing for it. With the quiet part being “we will absolutely make sure it stays powerful, but make sure it doesn’t kill us all”


I mean, it is quite significant and quite worrying, just not something extremely surprising
For the party, it is their biggest result by far, as basically every second voter voted for them. Most of the gain comes from voters who voted for the right-wing CDU before, just not extreme-right like the afd
The biggest worry is what they will try to do on a state level and how other parties try to shift their policies to appease more towards the afd voters. Especially CDU has drifted more and more right over the last couple years in the hopes of getting back afd-voters, but they just ended up legitimizing the talking points that the afd has.
“luckily” the results are such a clusterfuck, that they can’t create any meaningful coalition, which limits their power a bit. But also creates the potential to whine loudly about how mean everyone else is, and steer more voters to the party on a national level
also, yes. the party is gaining more and more popularity nation-wide. it’s… a shitshow.
but tbh, my biggest worry is the absolute clown of a bundeskanzler we have, who is trying his best to compete with the other world leaders in his pure incompetence and idiocy
other than that, rewboss did a great video about the election, and what it means:


Doubtful. The German voting system is quite solid with multiple people checking ballot counting at each step. Citizens can also witness the counting of they want to
The state in question is just one of a couple that always voted quite rightwing. It’s nothing new
Also, the system is way too old for Elon to have any interest in touching it


they already had some chances to show what they can do. and failed expectedly
all that happens is, that they blame other parties anyway, and still gain popularity
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