Scrambled Eggs

I don’t think “tough” when I think of Wisconsin. I think cheese and pudgy people.

Thought he died last year

They always find their conscience when they retire. Maybe more of them should retire if that’s the case.

This is so sad. Imagine having to bring balloons to your own welcome home party.

Beat them to it

Like literally? That’s kinda how I dance and I’m dangerous on the dance floor, literally.

Don’t trust newsmax.

This should be a quote used by textbooks for centuries to come.

Either he will destroy democracy or this will be a turning point for more progressive leaders to become elected.

Most likely the former.

Get fuuuucked

Reminder: police protect property, not people. They are not your friend or savior.

Happy holidays

Lol they’re too dumb to be either

Has the shooter been identified?

May them and their families never have a peaceful night again.

Can I sue banks that don’t give me loans?

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Ford already sucked. Since I’m in the market for a new vehicle Ford was already off the table. This doesn’t change much but supports my claim.

So was he

He’ll sell it to Russia and keep the money

He doesn’t care.