And we’re all waiting on Captain GI Joeman to roll in and save the day.

I guess every country has people who want to play soldier. Russia is offering money and the opportunity to fulfill some sick fantasy. They’ll lure this kind of people from everywhere.

Lawmakers call it a “constitutional emergency,”

How nice someone woke them up. Anyway where do we place our bets whether GAO makes it till easter or not?

Guess the 'thank you for your service"-people are about to step up, right?

It’s the international call to get your phone and start filming.

Great, we’ll end up with American refugees arriving in ductape boats on one coast and Chinese refugees in Temu boats on the other. Europe is going to get really crowded.

And I’m on China’s side. Which is something I never expected to write. Guess this is how it feels to drop through a wormhole to a parallel universe.

What US allies are left?