Yes smelly things smell, so that tracks 😁👃

Edit: But I can search, whereupon I found e.g. this reminder that mustard and onions are generally found on things called “sandwiches”. 🥪🥖

This is old school, before the upgrades to laser cats.

Darge tgo bge differgent?

No!

…yes, maybe? Ngl that toast does smell good right now…

I imagine it went something a little like…

By proceeding, you have chosen death. Fortunately you now have another choice to make: to be murdered by teefs 🦷, or clerws 🐾.

This answers the age-old question: is long cat long, really?

The answer is ofc yes. 😸

The cat ate the soul, mate. 🤠

The owo at the end is what really sells it:-)

The managers pushing to replace developers by using AI:

Edit: especially not after you clear your schedule for the 3 hrs per day of project management meetings, for each of multiple projects…

No it doesn’t!

Oh wait, yes it does.

… What doesn’t work?

Surely there are jobs that pay better… r-r-right?

Choose the coin over petting me - I dare you! 😼

Placebo doctors are still paid even when users are aware they’re placebo :-)

Mam, this is a Wendy’s ADHD memes! /s

Yes. Your soulmate is a cat. Who ate your soul. Enjoy: this is your life now. 😼