What we hoped for:

What we got:

Job security FTW!

To clarify, that means “For The Whips”. 🤪

That’s odd. Here is the URL - https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd.png - it’s just straight-up an imgur image. This is literally the first time I am hearing that this can happen to imgur images.:-(

The image is the speechless stick figure meme. Here, I found another source:

That seems not very welcoming to exclude people from viewing such images!

This clock starts at both one and at zero!

Yes smelly things smell, so that tracks 😁👃

Edit: But I can search, whereupon I found e.g. this reminder that mustard and onions are generally found on things called “sandwiches”. 🥪🥖

This is old school, before the upgrades to laser cats.

Darge tgo bge differgent?

No!

…yes, maybe? Ngl that toast does smell good right now…

I imagine it went something a little like…

By proceeding, you have chosen death. Fortunately you now have another choice to make: to be murdered by teefs 🦷, or clerws 🐾.

This answers the age-old question: is long cat long, really?

The answer is ofc yes. 😸

The cat ate the soul, mate. 🤠

The owo at the end is what really sells it:-)

The managers pushing to replace developers by using AI:

Edit: especially not after you clear your schedule for the 3 hrs per day of project management meetings, for each of multiple projects…

No it doesn’t!

Oh wait, yes it does.

… What doesn’t work?

Surely there are jobs that pay better… r-r-right?

Choose the coin over petting me - I dare you! 😼