Apple laughs in trillions.

Lucky for Ukraine as half of the amassing army is too busy jerking off to porn for the first time.

I hate this timeline

Why do they bother with secret trials in the first place? Not like it’s going to be a fair trial anyways.

Disgusting, and despite the “criticisms” thrown at Israel nothing will change and more innocent people will die.

Ha! Loser

Well what are your contributions to society?

“I hate my family, i am never going to think about them again”.

2 seconds later…

Screaming at the top of her lungs “I am going to kill them!”

10:26

Cum

Cats are just tiny tigers that live in your house

7 out of 10 Britons believe their country takes in too many Saxons!

Yes!

Although I’d hope they are being tipped handsomely.

So a quick run to McDonald’s is off the cards then.

If she’s a liar, she’s lying to bougie white women.

Oh that’s fine, she only takes advantage of people I don’t like. I’m sure Trump supporters say the same thing too.

For anyone who stumbled onto this post, block OP. Dude is either a troll or a rightwing fuckwit; nearly everything he says/posts is downvoted (and for good reason).

Just save yourself some time and move on.

Genius is punished for daring to cost a company money.

Metro flashbacks

Put a motion sensor in the pipe wired to a speaker that makes the warp noise each time it’s triggered.

Molasses economics 101 /s