Okay but what kind of doctor?
ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.
Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.
ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!
The ships sank for your swims; but behold, they are risen!
Now, place your donations here, or you’ll spend eternity stuck in port beneath a flock of seagulls that just gorged themselves on the infinite dumpster behind Taco Bell.