Funny, but this guy is a CEO of a shitty cantina style restaurant chain. Yeah, he definitely sucks, but he’s not tricking people into paying for a life-saving product then reneging when the customer needs it. He’s stealing the culture of a civilization that was genocided then selling it to the genociders for obscene profit at the cost of his employees and customers alike…Okay, never mind. Carry on.

Did you not see Carlos Londono at the bottom? They’re not racist. /s

That sounds great! Congrats

According to downdetector.com, it wasnt just google. It was the majority of major websites, including Cloudflare, Xfinity, Verizon, Starlink, & AWS too. I wonder if it has anything to do with Chinese or Russian cyber warfare or maybe someone seriously messed up at Google’s DNS server trying to delete their puppy pictures folder while hungover:

hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ sudo ls -a

password for hungover:

.           .bashrc          .ssh

..          Puppies          .zshrc

hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ sudo rm -rf /

[/^X][/^X][/^X][/^X][/^Z][/^V]

hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ rm -rf ~/Puppies