I always got the sense like the guy on the left was some kind of celebrity. But I never knew who he was and never found out in the meantime.

Everyone has a choice.

Is the outer ring spinning in the opposite direction or something?

Wow, they kill their own dudes rather than let them get taken hostage. Who would sign up to join that?

Right, but then they might actually kill him. I don’t see where the confusion is about him not putting his neck on the line.

He would never put himself in additional danger to help anybody.

I think perhaps he thinks there’s a chance they’ll kill Putin and then he won’t have that boogeyman holding all those cards over his shoulder.

Let them rot on the surface. Only the honored dead deserve a proper burial.

Everybody sucks here. Neither side deserves the land, nor has a moral upper hand. They should both be shunned permanently.

Man, fuck the daily beast. What a shit website.

Not everybody is blessed with a super metabolism CATE. Check your privilege.

Cool story bro.

Don’t fall for this, call for his head.

“Just stop having fun at work”

Great advice there.

Retro Encabulator

Sounds like you’re set bro. Just treat every question like you don’t actually know the answer.

“My name? Uh… Uh…”

Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!

Wow, fuck that website to death. Video starts playing at full volume and you can’t pause it or change the volume before addressing their subscription pop-up. Literally go fuck yourself dailybeast.

Just get “nervous” at every question and you’re golden.

TACO ass bitch.

Just hang them already.