EAT THE RICH. Or just compost them. I don’t give a fuck, they probably taste bad.

Gross

West Coast English is the least accented version of English in the world. It’s a fact.

I fucked it up. You still want some? Haha

Fuckin’ DEAL! How do you like spicy chicken alfredo?!

Look, the pile of dishes isn’t going to clean itself. I’m also not all that keen on cleaning it.

I dare not.

Tape the phone to your cat or something so the tumbler is seeing some action. Otherwise it’s just a phone laying on a surface playing videos.

This is why The Onion is so hard to differentiate from reality any more.

Somebody needs to go through their paperwork and doxx every one of those cunts.

How do the people close to these morons resist the urge to do terrible things to them??

I always got the sense like the guy on the left was some kind of celebrity. But I never knew who he was and never found out in the meantime.

Everyone has a choice.

Is the outer ring spinning in the opposite direction or something?

Wow, they kill their own dudes rather than let them get taken hostage. Who would sign up to join that?

Right, but then they might actually kill him. I don’t see where the confusion is about him not putting his neck on the line.

He would never put himself in additional danger to help anybody.

I think perhaps he thinks there’s a chance they’ll kill Putin and then he won’t have that boogeyman holding all those cards over his shoulder.

Let them rot on the surface. Only the honored dead deserve a proper burial.

Everybody sucks here. Neither side deserves the land, nor has a moral upper hand. They should both be shunned permanently.