I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She’s a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I’m not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

“Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It’ll be fun 💖”

I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.

That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.

Man eat bird
Man use leaf for wipe
Man fight with stone

Man win!

Don’t forget to attribute me in the movie’s credits 💖

After the first two bombs dropped, they withdrew to their sub terran bases, making a change of war necessary. The public didn’t know about this, but the change of the nuclear test treaty was a distraction to have a reason to bomb the remains of the imperial army out of their last bases.

Valid question. But on the other hand, Russia doesn’t seem like they are well organized in anything they do. And normally they’re the ones hacking the rest of the world, they probably didn’t expect to be on the receiving end.

Yes!

Tacocat

“No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you’ll need a comb to find out which side is the head part.”

My search history is ruined.

Could be. The project farm repeats words often. The project farm yells pretty loud. The project farm likes to destroy the stuff he tests.

Says? THE PROJECT FARM GUY YELLS AT THE CAMERA. VERY IMPRESSIVE!

I didn’t know he tested super glue, have to look for it. I dig his videos for some reason I don’t really understand.

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I got myself a projector and it does nothing but display what I throw at it. I’m not watching cable anyway. The shield might be a great idea though.

I like your humor, do you have a YouTube channel?

I bet!

Bullshit. I’m European and I’m extremely adorable.

And humble!