They truly believe that somehow THIS will be the billionaire to save them.

It even plays a happy little tune while it does it.

I recently bought a zojirushi rice cooker because of their reputation for making perfect rice and lasting decades. So it’s the AK of rice cookers. Or more like the AR because it was $200.

God as my witness, I used to be amused by the front fell off video. Now it’s so cliche I’d skip a thread where it might come up. I deleted my reddit account a week ago and although changen is hard I don’t miss the burnt humor that passed as culture.

Regret is like salt, you sprinkle a little in to hide the bitterness. -The Expanse

Time dilation count?

Vance is smart. He says stupid shit for consumption by stupid people but don’t ever turn your back on him.

For the members of r/whoosh, I believe this is what’s known as sarcasm.