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You can get into almost anywhere with a brown, collared shirt and a cardboard box.

Deep Spy Penetration

A game to play when bored in an unfamiliar building. The goal is to get into as many areas of the building as possible without being told to leave.

Rules:

• Don’t be an asshole. Don’t steal stuff, break anything or move barricades.
• Don’t lie to get access. Asking is allowed.
• Opening doors with easily missed “no entry” signs is allowed, anything the average person might not see. Don’t open doors with blatant warnings.
• If you get caught you lose.
• If you set off an alarm you mega-lose.

And a best selling breakfast wrap at a restaurant.

A self proclaimed prophetic witch from Australia I met while cybersexting in a yahoo chat room told me George Bush was going to start a war if he got elected.

I meant that Jonesy is the weak male that Ripley physically and emotionally protects.

Mary Poppins

Alien (if you count the cat)

28 Days Later

Run Lola Run (sorta)

Walking.

I don’t have any spiritual beliefs but ghosts would be awesome if they were real. They could help us write history books and scare our enemies.

It’s always been more of a bitter apertif than the main course, to me. Not particularly satisfying unless shared with company.

It sucks when I realize the only thing keeping me in shape is social anxiety.

Fat and happy is still better than skinny and crazy.

Guys, I don’t have a prostate.

I may drive down to visit my friend’s states from time to time.

Don’t have one.

Depending on your workplace, there may be avenues for making complaints. If someone is being rude/unreasonable, it could help to direct them with something like: “I understand this is a difficult situation. We’re trying to navigate it and will follow up in (time) at (contact.) If you have complaints about how we’ve handled this, here is the (name/number/e-mail.)” This redirects their energy and gives them a solid plan to follow. Sometimes people just like it when there’s a plan.

Moving location can ease tension. You can say “Hi, I’m (name,) would you like to come over here and explain what’s going on?”

If you avoid conflict, it could help to explain those feelings to your coworker and just ask them what you can do to help them (as you have.) Or discuss difficult scenerios they have to deal with and give you clear suggestions on what to do in (x) situation. People like plans, again.

If you work at a hospital and someone is legitimately having a meltdown over something, as in they’re being completely irrational and may turn violent, can you call a psych nurse/doc/security?

Alternatively, I knew a security guard who always carried saltwater taffy in his pockets. If people got heated, he would throw it on the ground and go “Look! Candy!” He said it was effective 100% of the time.

I’m on new antidepressants so I can’t reach the finish line but they upped my adderall, too, so I have the motivation to keep trying. I’m real sore, guys.