I’m glad ActiBlizz employees will hopefully have a better working environment. Plus, I can play WoW again without supporting a human-sized scrotum. 😁

But the sheer size of Microsoft at this point is a bit alarming. It’s like watching Disney buying Marvel and LucasArts: a looming giant that will either fall or trample everything underfoot.

I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t think many humans could go through a day without carrying lip balm. Most men who I know well enough to know what’s in their pockets carry lip balm. OG chapstick, carmex and Burt’s bees are most common.

Don’t let the idea of what someone thinks of your gender stop you from staying comfortable. Carry lip balm, hand lotion, sun screen, or whatever keeps your skin healthy. Fuck, do it in a fanny pack and be the always-prepared friend at every party. Everyone loves that dude.

Also, stay hydrated and wear clothes that are light, loose, and covering in the sun if you don’t want to wear sunscreen. Big brim hats are great too.