As long you don’t say the hard r

Quick, who’s the best looking fox news finance correspondent?

Literally never identified with the no thoughts in my head meme. Like I can get obsessed with anything at the drop of a hat

If anything, you need more beard

Here’s to 2 hours of sweaty anxiety while taking a shit

Goodbye Hormuz, I mean, why wouldn’t they?

An obituary?

Those superstitious barbarians just needed enlightenment… where have I heard that before?

Kazakhstan 🇰🇿

Yeah, my gravy and rice idea as a student did not pan out well

Playing Aussie Rules in the park on a company picnic. Jumped up for a catch, landed the wrong way and broke my foot

Royl Cohn taught him well

They could just say they’ll get rid of it and start a sales tax instead.

But honestly the whole thing is just an excuse anyway

Maybe he should just tattoo legally brown on his forearm may be have a microchip inserted for extra insurance

The CIA have their fingerprints all over it, also the UN is the imperialists lap dog.

Even easier if you have 2. One for clean and one for dirty, frees up cupboard space as well

The tackiness isn’t the issue, it could be covered in bright pink fur and that still shouldn’t be the main story

Wow, you solved it. Now all you need to do is give that spiel and all teenagers will become straight A students

Why didn’t he start the war when the Baltics joined Nato and surrounded Kaliningrad?

How about when we hear that treaty negotiations require the wholesale destruction of the enabling Nazi infrastructure in Ukraine

Are there demands for anyone to stand trial for genocide in the Hague as part of the treaty?

Nah, it’s all about land

Don’t try to shame 47, he has no shame. I can’t even watch the UK office because of second hand cringe, but he would probably take notes