Just die already you orange child rapist.

I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog

I don’t care about making him suffer. There’s been enough suffering because of him. I just want him to die and be rid of him for good.

And hung again.

I’m the opposite of the third one. You want me to read?! Boring shit?! No way! - My brain

And shit his pants

My phone has a dedicated assistant button and the power button is separate. The assistant button can be programmed to do a few different things based on if you short, long or double press it. Some of the functions aren’t AI. Some.

Right up until you miss the button and don’t notice. Or it just decides not to mute you. And then your customer gets an earful of just how you feel about them. And then you get an earful about how your manager feels about you.

The thing I learned from help desk was how to say “Thank you sir, and have a nice day!” outloud but actually mean “Eat shit and die, you asshole” in my head

And this is why I left IT. It was either gonna be an aneurysm or a bullet. The meme about tech workers leaving to become farmers is a legit path, my fellow IT workers.

Depending on where you are, selling booze is a massive financial undertaking. In the US, you better have 6 figures hanging around to blow. And years to wait.

The beekeeper I dealt with was a moron. He texts me and says he’s got a bucket of honey that he thinks started to ferment with wild yeast. So I offered a reasonable price for the bucket and he counters with full price, like I’m just gonna take a full risk on his fuck up. I finished up what dealings I had with him and haven’t talked to to him since. They’re just people, in other words.

17 year IT veteran here. I work on a dairy farm now. It’s a peaceful life.

You might as well just continue using whatever web browser and access your home instance directly at that rate.

I think that’s the question OP is asking too. You could do some convoluted shit to get an emulator running and just use whatever phone app on both I guess.

In this thread: everyone suggesting a phone app and not answering the question.

I highly doubt that was done on his order. More likely, everyone was going to do it anyway and he just took credit. Because that’s all he ever does. Fucking useless trash. JUST DIE ALREADY YOU OLD FUCK!

Yeah whatever. They all think of themselves as former high school bullies but in reality, they’re neither smart enough nor creative enough to bully anyone. They were just the doofuses in the back going “har har yeah, what he said!” Fucking losers.

We have investigated ourselves and found that we’ve done nothing wrong. - Trump Admin and his cronies. Fucking losers are so stupid, they think we’re gonna fall for this. Because they would. Fucking morons.

Welp, guess that’s gonna be bankrupt in 6 weeks or less. What a fucking friendless loser Musk is.

Fuck Donald Trump. What a garbage asshole. Fucking die, you worthless piece of shit. Signed, The World.