2028…? 👌😆🤣 It’s all over but the crying.

You can thank Merrick Garland.

No shit, Sherlock.

<looks at Warren…>

<checks calendar…>

<squints…>

<scratches head…>

He can tear up all his own DUI’s now instead of having his Daddy do it

Gaetz has a decent chance of getting more done than milquetoast Merrick. (Laughcry 😭)

This timeline is completely FUCKED.

🎵Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss🎵

He lives in the closet

Fievel goes to the White House

Spork troops

His rallies have fizzled and I suspect this year (unlike 2016) a lot of these attendees were paid for their attendance, hence the common early exodus we have seen from his “supporters”.

The Rape brothers

He’s never won the popular vote and he never will. The majority of Americans despise this Russian agent/asset.

The electoral college is an antiquated relic employed to game the system for Republicans and needs to go.

Two pedos under Putin’s thumb

Ask him why North Korean soldiers are in Russia?

It’s the sweet ketchup scent in the diaper that keeps them coming back time and time again.

Quid pro quo moron

“It was a perfect phone call”

Was he saying Republicans/Russian money should be purged from the American government?

Cheers 🍻

*Deuces

(No ill will 🤚🥹)

Yes thank you, and for some time Glenn Beck as well. Also a dishonorable mention to Jeanine Pirro.