He called the Pope “weak on crime,” lmao.

And lo, when the penitent thief called to Jesus, he said, “Remember me, when you come into your kingdom.” And Jesus heard the thief repent and replied to him, “Naw, that’s some beta cuck shit. No parole, motherfucker.”

When Trump and his cronies decide they’ve made enough money through blatant market manipulation, they’ll get bored of the war.

They’re making money while they burn a billion in taxpayer funds every day to keep the bombs falling.

“Israel wanted us to do it and AIPAC has bought the whole government.”

Not difficult to scramble for a rationale here.

There’s a fantastic movie called Kind Hearts and Coronets from the 1940s. A guy discovers he’s tenth in line to be a duke, but his mother was disowned by her family for marrying a commoner.

Naturally, he decides to kill his relatives to avenge mom and grab the dukedom. Oh, and all nine of his relatives, male and female, are played by Alec Guinness.

How else to appease the eldritch spirit therein?

An orange cat could outsmart this orange president.

For context, the genocide started 80 years ago.

I know this isn’t even the main point of the post, but this passage is just insane:

Bessent was at an event in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday to launch what U.S. President Donald Trump has dubbed “Trump Accounts,” an investment vehicle for children.

What?

The fact that they’re not in uniform is closely interrelated with the fact that they’re paramilitary goons and not a legitimate law enforcement outfit. It’s all part and parcel.

America might once have cared to defend Taiwan, because the whole tech economy is powered by their chips. But the U.S. is so diminished, overextended, and chaotic that China clearly recognizes an opening.

I think Xi makes a move within the next two years.

There are probably some people who decided to use GIMP instead of Photoshop, some people who simply pirated Photoshop, and some people who bought Photoshop anyway.

It’s difficult to quantify the degree to which the existence of GIMP caused lost sales for Adobe. I started using GIMP instead of a high-seas Photoshop version, so I still haven’t spent a dime!

My feel-good news headline every morning!

Yep, this is pretty true to form for U.S. intervention in Latin America. It just used to be done covertly by the CIA instead of plastered all over Twitter.

And an obligatory fuck Henry Kissinger.

Marjorie Taylor Green posted about how invading Venezuela is a terrible idea.

I hate it when I agree with Marjorie Taylor Green.

We attend a Passover seder every year where the host mother dedicates the ceremony to the people of Palestine, that they may one day be set free of their bondage and suffering as were the Jews in Egypt.

Easily 80% of the Jewish people we know are fiercely anti-zionist and horrified by the Israeli government.

DC is also in the USA and is taxed without representation. But Puerto Rico is even worse consigned to second-class citizenship due to the Jones Act.

Yeah, and it was a shit deal for the U.S. colonies, particularly still Puerto Rico which is governed without representation in the government.

It was shit when we did it, it was shit when the European powers did it, and it will be shit if China does it to Taiwan.

Yeah, my point is that they’ve all been dropped on civilians in Palestine. There’s no great mystery where they ended up. The U.S. provided the arms for the genocide.

Have they checked Gaza’s schools and hospitals?

Oregonian here. Pretty sure we’d come along. I haven’t asked Washington, but I assume they’re in too.