It’s not nearly as much fun as it sounds anymore. It’s all VPNs, Usenet, torrents, and signal hacking.

The only traditional conglomerations left are in southeast Asia and maybe the coast of Africa, and I gotta say, they do not look like they’re having any fun.

Yes, well, a pirate ship can’t stay in business without raiding trade convoys, either.

Let me just clarify that this is my sympathy for the State of Israel that I’m talking about, not my attitude toward Jewish people in general who have nothing to do with this.

My sympathy for Israel is pretty much gone now.

JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?

I accept and believe your apology. Just pop yourself in the nose once, and we’re totally square buddy.

If I was still on Twitter, that would be a great idea.

You’re not that hard either, Elon.

Checkov’s bomb

"It’s a Checkov. Russian-made, twenty five caliber. Here, it’s a gift. And the safety off, so be careful, it could go off for, like, no reason. "

"You see this shit!? This is why we kicked them out. " --Spain

Realistically I’m not a proponent of genocide or exile against anyone (and no one should be!), but I really do feel like the world would have done Israel a true favor by nipping this Middle Eastern paranoid tribal victimhood thing in the bud back in the 90s or earlier. This is a fine example of how terroristic activity has nothing at all to do with a religious system.

Close enough…

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Damn, man. The food ain’t that bad.

Hey man, I shouldn’t have to spend three hours to find an image of a seven-way orgy with two cucumbers, chocolate sauce, and everyone wearing eye masks.

Can we please stop calling them journalists now? That term used to actually mean something.

Isn’t there a more humane way? Can’t we just tranquilize the man with a bunch of ketamine, saw of his horn, and release him back into the wild somehow?

I haven’t been this pissed off since LINQ started allowing syntax switches in random-ass places.

Only if you get eaten. Are you planning to get eaten, or do you keep company with people who might take interest in eating you?

I suppose you could theoretically just have sex with someone and hope for the best.

Look into Damn Small Linux (DSL), or whatever it’s evolved into. It feels very relevant here.