Its the titles fault, i thought the same too

Europe?

First sentence in the article

Americans traveling to Europe are now encountering major changes at border crossings as the European Union’s long‑planned Entry/Exit System (EES) has officially come into force.

Confusing headline

Article is about Europe

This article is about a Europe system

Do I care? No

Do I love listening to my friends gossip? Yes

Arent a large portion of its population living in poverty in a country controlling all the information let in? Dont they have stores stocked with fake food that they guide tourists on to show them “see, we have food”

Arent those tours highly restricted? Arent Koreans that escape have their families threatened and tortured if the escapee doesnt return?

Maybe the goal is to waste interceptors on a shitty data center thats going to get blown up anyway because the interceptors dont work

An Australian Cunt is quite different from the American one

Its the US military. I cant name a time where “shortsighted” doesnt describe them

“I did that AGAIN”

You could just call them…scabs?

To be fair, no school is going to adequately prepare you for what the local population speaks. Youre only ever going to learn “proper” conversation, but you need to be run through the actual speakers to learn tone, dialect, and slang.

“Will they capitulate at the smallest change and a promise of republicans maybe, possibly, potentially sneezing at the thought of doing anything different? Stay tuned…”

Well obviously this one wasnt

Will they? Whole other markets are suffering, feels like they would ship anywhere else, like South America, India, and China, and let the States crash out. At least…thats what I would do…

can CEOs really be trusted to think 6 months into the future for strategic planning

No, but look at it this way… Corporations only need to fire and rehire staff twice a year rather than quarterly!

MY FRIEND’S HALF BROTHER’S UNCLE’S MOTHER’S BROTHER works at NINTENDO and told ME he was REAL!!!

The problem will be getting a trial. Theres been several stories of people getting deported hours after being whisked away because ICE didnt want a judge to step in

Well yeah, a country running tattletale hotlines is not a country of good morales