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14 hours agoI can’t have the toilet door closed because one of them always has to come in to give me moral support, and if they cant they scratch incessantly.
My silly cat likes to gently bite my ankles when shes hungry, not painful more ticklish, but im still gonna drop hot drinks or a laptop on her one day when im not expecting it.

No word of a lie, I worked in a place where HR would print the company credit card statements, load the printed sheets back into the printer scanner, and email them to each employee individually from the copier.