It hurts, why?

Heeey! It’s not, like… JUST that, okay?! No, I’m not in denial, shut up!

The more, the merrier!

Without the slightest hint of sarcasm or irony, this made me want to give you a hug.

The system works! /s

Yep, it’s laundry for me… or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it’s been two hours and the work day’s over!

QA Engineer, same boat:))

You’re not wrong!

Puh-leaaase, I’ve built a career on procrastinating until the very last minute then burning myself out a day before the deadline by finishing a week’s worth of work in 12 hours!😎 It’s not a pleasant career, nor am I ok, tho’…

Been trying it for thirty years, maybe another thirty will do the trick! Persistence is key!

/s

Someone please sedate me…

procs Deposit