Relax, guy!

“Is it possible that Hillary Clinton actually was running a pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor basement? I mean, I’m just asking questions here.”

Ancient Aliens had more plausible propositions.

I think he’s got a show in some obscure place, but I blissfully haven’t heard his voice in years.

But there’s always a new asshole coming along

Yeah, I only put it in there because it’s strongly suggested in the rules 😒

prefers not to speak even when he thinks he has the right answer, for fear of being wrong

One remedy for that is to stop listening to Joe Rogan

“I’m just asking questions”

Glenn Beck was (is?) big on that one too.

Same here. Agreed.

Sure, but the article’s still as fun as the best Omen movies

Yeah? Well I ain’t “happy” having a sex-trafficking child-rapist-in Chief, either, so fuck him.

Because those countries don’t have football and Hooters.

Except it’s easier to move a known dead body in public than it is to sneak a live body out of prison in secret.

And remember the stuff about his hyoid bone? The coroner said that the bone was broken in a manner typical to strangulation, and then Bill Barr and others came down on that basically saying “no it wasn’t” and then the coroner shut up. If the coroner was in on it, he would have given a more conspiratorially correct autopsy report; and add to that that he spent plenty of time with that body and would have known it wasn’t Epstein. He wouldn’t have mentioned the hyoid bone if he was covering for a substitute body.

True. He could have been spirited away in the time gap on the tape… But then there’s the autopsy. And Ghislaine…

My bad. It was collapsed on old.lemmy.world when I posted.

Way I heard it (back in Trump I) was that, yes, his primary motivation was to indulge himself, but he was quite happy to make more bank and influence when Mossad came to him. Who doesn’t like to profit off their hobby? And just like the CIA, Mossad doesn’t mind at all delving into the nastiest stuff if they can use it against powerful people and profit.

For what that’s worth. This came from following NATSEC types on Twitter the first time around.

…Unless you subscribe to the theory that he was the operator of a blackmail factory for Mossad.

Well, look at who he relied on to do the smart thing

Stalactites hang tightly. Stalagmites rise mightily. Never forgot it after that.

Racism and abortions? All that says, pal, is that you’re 100% behind eugenics.

Nice to see that if you google Giuliani, they’re running with the “I’m melting” pic for the default