🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agoIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down111
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-21 year agoMe: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.” Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.” Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence] Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThis is how you know who your real friends are.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoYeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me! That’s what you meant, right?
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoShampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
minus-square🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThis perfectly sums up the phenomenon
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 year agohttps://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3 Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 year ago Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoNo, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIt’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoOf course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year ago Friend #3: “Do it; no balls!”
Me: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.”
Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.”
Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence]
Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
This is how you know who your real friends are.
Yeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me!
That’s what you meant, right?
Yeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
This perfectly sums up the phenomenon
https://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
No, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
It’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
Damn, this got literal