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lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

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What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Borovicka@lemmy.world
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    Well, wouldn’t it be weird if it was the other way around?

    “Yooo, check this out, I made a new invention, it’s called a can opener!”
    What does it do?
    “idk”

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      Surely you understand that the remarkable part is the duration between the inventions, not the chronological order.

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        Crazy amount of not understanding jokes in this thread.

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        That’s what she said 😏

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      I mean i can invent a time machine opener right now.

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        It’s called a screwdriver

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      The elevator shaft was invented before the elevator. Tom Scott made a video about that

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