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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    I can, but due to the extra strains involved the price of this contract will increase.

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      How many strains does it take to develop using .net? Are we talking high end or ditch weed?

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        We talk about 2 bottles of Cuban Rum and 3 packs of sour gummy worms on top of the pay.

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          Sour? That’s top quality, you drive a hard bargain

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            You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

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              I’ll trade you two soft drives for it

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