• dmention7@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      On the one hand, that just sounds like deconstructed egg salad.

      On the other hand it sounds gross and weird in practice, so I think this fits.

      • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        11 months ago

        K this reminded me of a stupid story. I used to wait tables and i had this regular who would always get the same thing: 6 pickle spears and a bottle of mustard.

        Normally pickle spears and mustard’s free of course, but she’d use half a bottle every time so we worked out a cost to charge.

        Oh! And for dessert, a towering side plate of reddi-whip whipped cream.

        I always wanted to ask what was up with that but never did. I wonder how she’s doing?