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When I started in support 15 years ago my boss said: “First you solve the person, then you solve the problem”.

He was a good dude.
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  What would you recommend for solving people? Does a household base like NaOH suffice?
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    Solving, not dissolving.
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      Customers typically stop complaining once in aqueous form.
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        What about in soap form?
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