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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    just tell them there is a black man at the moment of theft, they will get on it lickety split!

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]@hexbear.net
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      • Binary search: O(log(n))
      • Sequential search: O(n)
      • Linear search: O(n)
      • Police ethnicity database search: O(0)
      • ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        No need to search when you already have someone you wanna pin it on.

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      Sad meme very relevant

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