Turned the tables on my son this morning by getting up first and waking him up with random bullshit. “Wake up, terrible news! They found an Earthbound enemy on the loose, and only barely managed to trap it. But it’s just the beginning, Giygas has come!” And then I showed him this pic.

If his confused grin is any indication, I’ve planted a seed of doubt as to who the real troublemaker in this family is.