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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago

days of future past

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/65410582

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    At least canals are still useful to have around for recreational watersports.

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      The Internet has ruined me because I can’t read the word “watersports” without thinking of the fetish anymore.

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        Ruined?

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          Gooned*

          from the Olde English “guined” —an easy mix-up

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        Well I am sure some canals are next to dogging sites

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        Right, that’s what the canals are useful for, what did you think they meant?

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      Not really. Most of these old canals were only a couple yards/meters wide and dried up 100 years ago.

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        If they’re only a couple meters wide, how the heck are they supposed to fit watercraft?

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          The barges were just a little less than a few meters wide. The manpower to build a 100km long canal that is 2.5-3 meters wide is substantially less than what it takes to dig one 8 meters wide in the era before steam shovels.

      • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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        But are they only 3 feet deep? /s

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          not enough attention is being paid to the drunken stumble into the canal that drowned someone! /s

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        Ahh that sucks, we have quite a few of ours still

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