-Elephants can’t jump.

-Starfish don’t brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    10 hours ago

    It should be just platypus. And ducks are really platypus billed ducks. The platypus had it’s bill first way before ducks came along