I’ve been reading Dracula, and it’s truly horrifying. The Count is extremely vile and cruel and conniving and I yearn to see his demise (NO SPOILERS PLS). It makes me want to kill a vampire irl, and ensure that those fiends are no more. The problem is that vampires aren’t real, so my righteous hatred and contempt has nowhere to go. So how can I find an avenue to fulfill my desire?
There we go, the only appropriate answer and I was about to say it.
Seriously folks Eat the Fucking Rich. They’re vampiric blights on the planet and society at large.
Stake thru the hearts of them All.