• zerofk@lemmy.zip
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    16 hours ago

    Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.

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        4 hours ago

        Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”

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      14 hours ago

      Go with the times. Make a version where they fall into The Receiver’s gaping colon for 10,000 years. Make Hampster Dance start playing after 5,000 years just to fuck with them.

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        14 hours ago

        Duration has really inflated. Back then we used to have only 10 hours of things.