• blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    Just here to say that Jay Leno is not funny, never was funny. I have no idea why he is so beloved. I’ve watched his standup, it was genuinely awful. Then again, Jimmy Fallon hosts now, so I guess that show just exists to give low-talent comedians a thing to do where they are beyond filthy rich.

    Conan is and always will be the better man.

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      I love his car collection and it seems he’s got genuine passion for old automobiles and sometimes automotive YouTubers get him in their videos and he seems like a nice guy.

      Literally never seen his show nor his standup. Now I’m even less inclined to do so. I think he’s eventually going to be better known for his garage than his show lol

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    1 day ago

    “Humans are the greatest polluters, so those death squads we hired in Colombia to kill union leaders were just us contributing to the environment!”

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    They’re all lying assholes whose entire existence is performative so they can get away with being the horrible shit stains they are deep down.

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    Joke’s on them, the “recycling” company dumps the coke can (along with 2 metric shittonnes of other “recyclables”) into the river as well 👌

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      Cans are some of the few things actually being recycled since aluminium is pretty expensive.

      Now, recyclable plastics… They CAN be recycled but it’s usually not worth it and quality gets worse IIRC.

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      11 hours ago

      Our city doesn’t have recycling pickup, but a company started up that you could pay $25 a month and they’d pick it up for you.

      It was great. I spent time cleaning and sorting my recycling and feeling good about my plastic waste not ending up in the landfill.

      This lasted until I was behind one of their trucks on my way to work and watched it pull into the landfill

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    CEO of a giant fast-food chain after taking a single bite of one of his company’s burgers

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    Joke’s on them, the “recycling” company dumps the coke can (along with 2 metric shittonnes of other “recyclables”) into the river as well 👌