• BillyClark@piefed.social
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      23 hours ago

      Even walking I can race a house and always win.

      I can see that you’ve never raced a house that was taking it seriously, then.

      Some houses are great sprinters. They’re called trailer homes. I see them racing down highways pretty frequently.

      Other houses only really get a move on during emergency situations like mudslides or floods or hurricanes.