Good luck if they need to find something in outlook in an emergency situation

“I am sure someone had mailed me the updated emergency protocols just two weeks ago!”

outlooks goes about showing you emails from ten years ago

Surely someone tried taskkill -f -im outlook.exe right?…

Destined to explore space
Forced to do office work and answer emails… in space

Why? Seriously. Not the working part, the choosing part.

‘CoPilot’.

Dear fucking Christ I hope not.