If he wasn’t so damned cute he’d have a real problem on his hands.

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      Much like with a bear or a big cat attack - if it happens I’m gonna try to sneak in one last lil pet!

      (Reminds me of Spaceman.)

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        7 days ago

        “Once upon a time, I had an asshole…”

        (The Tale of How I Got Split In Twain)

        Edit: you know, I’ve been out of work for a while. Perhaps I should write a book.