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minus-squaremorgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down1·4 days agotry { anal(); } catch() { std(); }
minus-squaresidelove@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·edit-24 days agotry { anal(); } catch (HIV) { die('wear a condom next time'); }
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·4 days agoThat’s legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.
minus-squareRedjard@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·4 days agotry { anal(); } catch (HIV) { loop { sleep(1000000000); if HIV.has_cure {break} } }
minus-squareLuccus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoI will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.
try { anal(); } catch() { std(); }try { anal(); } catch (HIV) { die('wear a condom next time'); }That’s legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.
try { anal(); } catch (HIV) { loop { sleep(1000000000); if HIV.has_cure {break} } }I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.