On the one hand he’s incredibly unhealthy.
On the other he has access to capitalist presidential necromancy and his family history is one of long lived people.

If he does die do you think it will be

  • Poisoned by a eunuch jaby-vance
  • Rage induced heart explosion?
  • An accident, like falling off a roof?
  • Assassinated by a chud/comrade/liberal?
  • Death from supercovid or birdflu or another disease?
  • Just old age death?
  • Sewerslide?
  • Some sort of catastrophe?
  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Suicide (fuck algospeak) is unlikely, nor do I think his heart will explode due to rage, nor do I think he’s likely to die in a natural disaster. Trump could “die of old age” (whatever that means in practice), he could die of COVID, or he could slip and fall, or he could be assassinated by any number of people who may want his head whether they say it or not.

    I think it is pretty likely Trump will die during this term, if for no other reason than that fascism is one side of the same coin as liberal democracy, and by having a fascist leader who has always been in such remarkably poor health from the moment he took power, at that such a fascist leader who gives people both guns and reasons to shoot him… Well, it basically ensures that fascism will not last very long and liberal democracy will be restored “in due time” once Trump and Trumpism has “expended its purpose”.