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flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands

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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands

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  • AldinTheMage@ttrpg.network
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    That’s why we use JavaScript on the front end, JavaScript on the back end, and you can streamline it even more by using JavaScript for the db layer too. After all, if you have too much data to be reasonably parsed in a single .json file, you are probably just architecting wrong.

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      Every time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.

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        MongoDB is webscale!

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