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minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 days agoTwo men who wronged me are now dead. For legal reasons I have to mention that the men died of natural causes. Buried under natural soil, I’ve heard.
minus-square鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoIts fine, you were hunting and they just happened to run into the bullets. Not Guilty!
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day ago“I’m sorry officer, he just kept running onto my knife 27 times in a row.”
minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoParamedic: “27 knife injuries? We can fix’im with -28 stab wounds!”
Two men who wronged me are now dead.
For legal reasons I have to mention that the men died of natural causes. Buried under natural soil, I’ve heard.
Its fine, you were hunting and they just happened to run into the bullets. Not Guilty!
“I’m sorry officer, he just kept running onto my knife 27 times in a row.”
Paramedic: “27 knife injuries? We can fix’im with -28 stab wounds!”